Title: Fridge duty at work.
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Blog Entry: I was eating things out of the fridge at work today while I was cleaning it out. And then this sandwich that I found was like, "hey". And I was like holy crap. And It said this password to me. And I can't seem to remember but I ate him with much struggle due to the fact that the sandwich just didn't seem to want to be still while I was eating it. But it was good and had lots of bacon. And then I woke up at the emergency room. And the nurse said, "here's your money sucker for the next 18-20 years". And I said, "that's aint mine, hoe" so I got up and left still hooked to very expensive hospital machinery. I then ran onto this homless prostitute with the power to infect others with AIDS. So I gave her my morphine so she wouldn't stick me with her AIDS needle she got from the change slot in the payphone. So I took out my clock 9 and popped many caps in that bitches ass and reclamed my prize. Then I walked home and took a nap. I'm still very tired. And very stiched. Damn sandwich.
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